But I think I may be missing a trick. Bags, schmags. What you really need to make is:
- a crocheted hyperbolic plane or a Lorenz manifold
- knitted food
- a knitted house
- a knitted basset hound cat toy
- or even a knitted digestive system
UPDATE: Ooh, check this - the Museum of Kitschy Stiches. I haven't laughed so much in a long time.