I'm sure I've heard it somewhere before

If you're a fan of political cliche and jargon then you'll love Not my words, Mr Speaker on Radio 4 - it'll enable you to bottom out the forward march of progress towards the latest blue sky thinking, and allow a synergistic rollout of inclusive, holistic visioning on the road to total incomprehensibility. Don't worry, I'm sure there's a practical workaround to allow top down cliche management.

Car wash poetry

Home Car Wash
Have your car
Washed at your
Door step

Car wash £3.00
Valet £3.00
Lager car and
Vans £2.00
Extra
Will require to
Water

No, not haiku, but a flyer through my door, which I am dying to take a red pen to. At the risk of sounding like I'm 80-odd, what on earth are they teaching them in English lessons these days?