Captain Jack addresses the masses

Apparently, the posts from the fruit cage at the allotment are the perfect spot for declaiming to one's fans.

In which Captain Jack endures yet another costume change

This one's for the South Pole, apparently.


To make up for recent indignities, he does, however, have a rather pimped ride:

In which Captain Jack dons a multicoloured cape...

and channels his inner Rick Wakeman.

Captain Jack gets married

Although he wasn't wearing the outfit he'd initially imagined...

Captain Jack Wakeman

He also has a rather natty wand, to match the tiara/cape/wings combo.

In which the death defying Captain Jack joins the circus

The long winter afternoons are definitely drawing in.

Captain Jack travels back in time...

...and spends a while in his cat moses basket, complete with mobile. His street cred may, I fear, be at an all time low.

The adventures of Captain Jack, no.4,236

Captain Jack was taken to the Shipley Art Gallery earlier this week (as mentioned on recipes for millie), to a Top Shop Toy Shop workshop. He returned home equipped with a very fetching red dress. A matching handbag can only be a matter of time.

The further adventures of Captain Jack

In which he comes face to face with his arch nemesis, Rustle.

Captain Jack and the V.E.T.

To the vet's today, complete with (a) one cat in need of annual MOT and (b) one small toddler clutching Captain Jack in his 'cat box' (an old cardboard lunchbox).

That's Captain Jack over to the left. This was taken a while ago, so he's even more scrofulous now, despite a good scrub with a nail brush and a bit of Comfort. He's also currently sporting a rather natty red ribbon collar, complete with bell, in the hope that we don't lose him again. He does like to dress up - so far this week he's worn a pink diamante tiara, sunglasses and a red flower (not all at once, thankfully), but for the purposes of today's outing the snake lunchbox was deemed fancy enough.

The vet, bless her, played along, and listened to his heart with her stethoscope. Rustle (our real cat), was not impressed, and looked pissed off throughout. I think she'd been looking forward to her yearly moment in the spotlight...

Mistaken identity

Well, how was I to know that Russell T Davies was going to make M's Captain Jack the star of Torchwood? Here he is practising for yet another stunt on top of a very high building - we're thinking maybe the Get Carter car park in central Gateshead for that gritty, crime-ridden feel.

Although if you want 21st century disruption in the space-time continuum (aka acres of glass/stainless steel etc) he says he'll climb the Sage as well.